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Just to clarify…

February 4, 2010

As I am stuck in the ATL airport, trying to ensure I am not involved in yet another TSA and/or international incident, I was perusing my wordpress stats-which shows search terms people use to find my blog. They make me giggle. I promise a “real” blog in the next couple days but until then I give you a sampling of the terms people think will lead them to me (and I guess they did):

other shoe to drop literally

why am i always waiting for the other sh

spanx for a fitted wedding dress

husband like spanx

porn bangs

hair spanz for calfs

1 porn blam

hallelujah porno

porn stars with dark hair bangs

read hair pornstar

permed pornstar

porn in hair rollers

blam porn

amy porn

porn with spanx

amyblam’s porn

banging porn hair

This has led me to wonder if perhaps people think I am a porn star. In case you were wondering, that is certainly NOT the case. From what I can tell, a career in porn does not involve lots of sparkly things-so I’m automatically out as I do nothing without at least the possibility of glitter, sparkle stuff, or shiny objects.  Also, I practiced for years to have a good photo pose-I do not have the time or inclination to examine my body in motion to establish only flattering and non-cellulite displaying angles.

© Amy Lloyd Mayfield and Amy’s Blam, 2010. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Amy Lloyd Mayfield and Amy’s Blam with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. February 4, 2010 9:06 PM

    I just have to say–I always knew you were crazy…but I am addicted to this foolishness–you truly have a way with words that I find hilarious!

  2. amyblam permalink*
    February 22, 2010 5:32 PM

    Thanks ma’am!

  3. March 5, 2010 6:25 PM

    Oh, boy! I don’t think I’ll look at the results of how my blog is found. It would make me feel dirty. Blech!

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